We’ve all been there. Blockbuster, 12:45. Closing is right around the corner, and you still can’t decide on what you want to rent for your movie night! You panic. You grab the nearest movie, one that you heard might be cool, but you can’t be sure…
From the dawn of creation, mankind has wasted countless dollars on movies. Awful movies. Nobody should be forced to pay $4.50 to rent a film like the predictably-bad One Missed Call, or the surprisingly bland We Own the Night.
And then you have the hidden gems, films like Mark Wahlberg’s The Big Hit, which nobody has ever heard of and you get along with Planet of the Apes in one of those two-for-one packages at Wal-Mart and turns out to actually be incredible!
The Solution: Dang Good Movie Reviews! Eli and Jordan, two fearless reviewers, diving into the boundless wastes and back shelves of the movie world, seeking that you may find!
We will sacrifice our dollars,
We will sacrifice our time,
We will sacrifice our brain cells,
So that You don’t have to!
Dang Good Movie Reviews–We watch it, you know it!
